Skiver No More 
So they sit down for one of their all too infrequent bored meetings to review a number of things - not least the health and welfare of the business.
Most decisions needing to be taken for the coming year are on hold ahead of the visit of The Consultant.
There is time for a review of last year and it shows our little brewery to be in remarkably good shape despite the recession and overall sales are up year on year.
However there is a shock - - off island sales are through the roof - up 17 per cent, the third year running. We are faced with the prospect of having to rename our off island sales force. Until now he's been the skiver - in the light of such dramtic sales figures this is obviously no longer appropriate so we've come up with a new name ------ Lucky.

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Carefull - The Consultants Are Coming 
Heaven knows what good will come of it but next week we have a business consultant coming to see us to tell us where we are going wrong (we imagine).
The guy is the founder and still runs one of the country's most successful breweries and he's agreed to spend the day on Colonsay at the brewery offering tips and guidance. More will be revealed later but we reckon he's going to arrive - take one look at the set up and say: "That's a stupid place to build a brewery".


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Golf Won - Lager Nil 
People think that just because we are our own bosses brewing beer on a beautiful and remote island life in general would be a sinecure. Well it is.
This morning was meant to be lager brewing day. The brew team were up and ready and an ungodly hour – raring to go, even though it is the Sabbath. Then the early morning sunshine induced some sort of telepathic connection between the two head brewers and instead of travelling to the brewery and getting the much needed lager underway – they found themselves, inexplicably, at the golf course – and there they stayed with other island worthies only making it back to the civilisation of the hotel in time for a couple of pints and a go of some numbers game that is sweeping the island. Don’t let anyone tell you its hard work running the Isle of Colonsay Brewing Company Ltd. It’s not.




THE GOLF COURSE

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Bored? - Not Us -------We're On Facebook 
There have been allegations in the past that the Colonsay brewery team spends it' winer hanging round the brewery sinking pints. Whilst there may have been an element of this in the past we are reformed characters. Some bright spark decided to widen our cyber footprint and head off to Facebook -- -- and it seems to be taking up rather a lot of time. Being Facebook virgins we have found it very interesting to see the people being thrown up by our search for friends. Many of them mean nothing at all to us and if you have had a request to be our pal and feel offended being cyber stalked by a brewery then all we can say is sorry.
However its rather fun seeing the networks spread out and people from various spheres being found. If you would please point folk towards out page and ask them to become friends...it only takes a second and keeps us off the booze.

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Where's The Bloody Lager Gone 
The mainland man was loading up for deliveries just after Christmas and secretly said to himself - we'll never shift all that lager - they've brewed far too much, tut tut tut.
Today - two bottles left --- ease up folks ... its cold brewing here.

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